- Aug 13 Mon 2012 05:42
大陸順口溜
大陸順口溜大陸順口溜越到後面越好笑 到了北京才知道官小, 到了東北才知道膽小,到了上海才設計裝潢知道樓小,到了深圳才知道錢少,到了海南才知道身體不好,到了包廂才知道老婆老。一等美女飄西裝洋過海,二等美女深圳珠海,三等美女留在上海,四等美女鄉下等待,五等美女下放勞改!男人是汽車貸款飛機:10歲模型機,不是真飛機;20歲直昇機,馬上就能起, 30歲戰鬥機,靈活又機動;40歲轟炸關鍵字行銷機,火力很強勁;50歲運輸機,貨到就走人; 60歲偵察機,只能裝裝樣;70歲教練機,光說不能系統傢俱戰。(這一段最好笑)男人二十是奔騰,三十是日立,四十是微軟,五十是松下,六十是聯想。男人住商房屋做愛週期指南:二十更更,三十夜夜,四十週週,五十月月,六十年年,七十摸摸,八十抱抱,九節能燈具十想想,一百笑笑。小男孩是半成品,少男是妙品,處男是極品,老男人是次品。中年男人是別人借貸的戰利品,自己的老公是普通食品,別人的老公是補品。天堂就是:所有女人都在,只有你老婆不買房子在的地方。 男人好色,英雄本色;女人風騷,高尚情操;男人不色,純屬虛設;女人不騷,檔次租房子不高。
- Aug 12 Sun 2012 22:28
承諾
承諾感情的開始... 有人會想用承諾去套牢一個人 有人會想用行動去感動一個人 有人會想用甜言蜜語去迷惑一個人 我們會發現 年記越是小的越是容易給承諾.. 像是我會愛你到永遠, 我永遠都不會變心 但等年紀慢慢大了.. 我們卻也漸漸害怕給承諾 因為經歷太多 負債整合受過傷害 所以 我們害怕給.也怕接受 可是心裡對它卻還那一絲絲的期待 或許年輕的時後 對感情總是有那一股腦的熱情 想要表達出來讓對方知道.. 想想當初那股傻勁, 真是可愛的好笑 事隔多年再問問自己, 後悔這麼愛過嗎?! 我想我們的答案都是一樣的.. 雖然曾房屋貸款經為了承諾努力過也被傷過, 但我們卻沒有後悔這樣愛過付出過.. 這也是愛情令人著迷的地方 不是嗎?!~ 在付出的同時, 我們也得到了快樂 只要看到對方輕輕的一笑 這一切的一切都足夠了 你還在害怕再去愛嗎?! 想想當初的自己,想想當初那份你付出的心情, 如果節能燈具只是因為上一段感情的不完美 而恐懼再碰觸愛情, 那是很不值得的 每個人都想被愛 但你也要先懂得享受你自己在付出的過程呀~ 因為它會幫我們 瞭解這段感情是曾經如此美好過, 自己為了這份感情如此用心執著過 去享受也去體會..慢慢會發現.. 愛情美好的並不全關鍵字行銷是因為它的"結果" 而是"過程" 選擇你所愛的...愛你所選擇的...^^ 心因為寬容顯得真實 愛因為寬容才被看見 幸福是懂得原諒才開始的 世界上有好多好多用心付出愛情的人但得到的呢?? 再多的難過、傷心、心痛 卻無法擊倒這些付出愛的人!! 即使愛的人對自烤肉食材己傷了多大的心, 他們總會安慰自己, 下次他一定不會這樣對我的, 所以再原諒他一次吧!! 還是很想好好掌握自己的幸福, 卻寧願只求留在對方身邊,愛~~真的好苦~好苦~ 某一天,我體悟到痛哭失聲是怎樣的, 當一個人看到自己最愛的男人(女人) 擁著另一個女節能燈具人(男人) 從你面前走過時的那種心情, 我想那是心最痛最痛的時候吧!! 傷害一個愛你的人我想也是最痛苦的吧!! 我傷了一個愛我的人,痛苦的不只是他,我也不好? 明明知道他是那麼的對你好, 卻忍的下心來傷害他, 但不愛他不是應該立刻告訴他嗎? 長痛不如短機車借款痛不是嗎? 即使被愛比愛人幸福, 但他只不過失去一個不在乎他的人, 而我卻失去一個愛我的人,哪一個損失較大呢? 真愛的付出,是很容易, 但要收回卻要花好多的時間, 愛情究竟是一個如何難懂的東西呀!! 傻傻的愛,傻傻的等,到頭來卻是一場空......... 買房子凡是真正重要的東西..一定伴隨著痛苦免不了.. 就好比獨自所感受的孤獨.. 絕 ............ 幸福是懂得原諒才開始的 ˙˙˙ 咖啡是一種容易上癮的飲料~* 感情是一種很難拒絕的嗎啡~* 一旦愛上就很難戒掉~* 在愛情的現實中~* 沒有誰是誰非~*只有情深緣淺~* 賣房子細心可以讓感情長長久久, 用心可以讓感情歷久彌新, 交心可以讓感情溫暖光亮, 真心可以讓感情喜悅充實, 貼心可以讓感情甜甜蜜蜜.
- Aug 12 Sun 2012 15:15
阿美龍鳳舞
- Aug 12 Sun 2012 07:57
老ㄎㄡˋ ㄎㄡˋ了嗎?試試看!
- Aug 12 Sun 2012 00:41
新髮型
- Aug 11 Sat 2012 16:47
堅持
- Aug 11 Sat 2012 09:27
Surrealist Paintings in Taiwan
Surrealist Paintings in TaiwanSurrealist paintings in Taiwan Surrealism was one of the most influential movements during the modernization of 20th Century Arts. However, the opportunity for surrealism to be introduced into China and Taiwan never arose in the modernization movements of Chinese Art during the two World Wars. The surrealists advocated in 膠原蛋白emphasizing on anti-theory, anti-tradition, anti-morality, so that any kind of social system that thinks highly of the traditional ethics, would make surrealists very difficult for survival. In 1960’s, Taiwan was under the assistance of Americans. With newly economic developments, there was a spawning of revolutionary thinking everywhere. We all know, 室內設計Freedom and Individualism are the two principal characters of the western thought, and are reflected by a presentation of the modern avant-garde style in art creations. But this style was still then unavoidably dealt by distrust and inspection in Taiwan who still had her conservative traditions and collective disciplinary systems. From today’s viewpoint, 貸款the modern paintings came out in Taiwan , naturally due to her special historic factors; however, the concerning advocators in 1960’s had limited understanding of Western Modern Art. The basic strategies of surrealist patterns are “automatic writing” and “exquisite corpse”, and the origins of surrealism came from Dadaism, Metaphysical paintings and 賣屋Freudian theory. Because of their life background and the effects of education among the middle-aged artists of Taiwan , there were not many pure works produced of such style. The middle-aged artists ( born before 1955 ) who were oriented to surrealism or ever tried surrealist style, are as following: Ho Der Lai, Li Chung Sheng, Chuan Shih Ho, Hsu Wu Yung, 訂做禮服Tseng Pei Yao, Chen ching Jung, Pan Chao Shen, Lin Hsing Yueh, Lin Fu Nan, Shaih Lifa, Su Hsin Tien, Huang Yun, Po ying Ping, Yeh Chu Sheng, Dai Bih In, Pedro Tseng, Hwang Jyi, Mei Dean E, Cheng Hsing Wan, Su Chih Che, Yang Shu Hwang, Cheng Tsai Tung, Hwang Wey Jeng etc.. Amongst them, some of them expressed surrealism through characterized symbolisms 結婚filled with a sense of suggestive experiences; some were skilled in their use of materials and their works were filled with pure psychic automatism; others were almost as poets - dreams filled with unconscious psychoanalysis. Yet none of the artists ever came close to Dali’s style of paranoia. Here are eleven sampling representatives from above 租房子middle-aged artists, just classifying as following three categories: 1. Symbolist Surrealism: Tseng Pei Yao ( Surrealist life song), Cheng Ching Jung ( Surrealist solitary drawing ), Lin Hsing Yueh ( Surrealist nature land ), Pan Chao Shen ( Surrealist human love ), Huang Hai Yun ( Surrealist soaring spirit ). 2. Psychical Surrealism: Po Ying 關鍵字廣告Ping ( Surrealist true words), Dai Bih In ( Surrealist reproduced signs ), Yeh Chu Sheng ( Surrealist bioecologic reduction). 3. Poetic Surrealism: Hwang Jyi ( Surrealist phantasmic soul), Su Hsin Tien ( Surrealist recyclical space ), Yang Su Hwang ( Surrealist technology aesthetics). At present time, in an aspiration to promoting Taiwanese culture 室內裝潢and popular cultivation of arts, it is right time for us now to review the evolving process of western surrealism and its developing examples. Perhaps the experiences of western‘s way of thinking could provide us with right manners and perfect references. ( Pedro Tseng 曾長生)
- Aug 11 Sat 2012 02:08
*~笨小妹,不要幫我回MSN~*
- Aug 10 Fri 2012 18:45
你好嗎
- Aug 10 Fri 2012 11:21
租賃式愛情之二~
租賃式愛情之二~租賃式愛情,對我來說每一段感情,其實就像是你跟我租房子房地產一樣。一開始我只是空屋出租,你來了,帶來了一些傢俱,住不合適所以你搬買屋走了,但你卻將傢俱留給了我。他來了,對我要求要加裝什麼,也同時帶來了小型辦公室一些傢俱,但他看上了更好的房子,所以他又搬走了,但他也將一些傢俱留給房屋買賣了我。另一個他來了,為了讓他能一直租下去,我多加裝許多東西,而他同時房屋貸款也帶來了一些傢俱,但最後,他想買房子,所以他又搬走了,但他也是留了一禮服些傢俱給我。每一段感情的累積,就像傢俱的累積一樣,才能讓下一個他住的資產管理公司更舒適。每一段感情的累積,也才能讓我更明白,我和他所需要的是什麼,而房屋出租我和他所欠缺的是什麼。